Shoddy Pimp or Stone Cold Playa?

Wow. Raven Symone, the actress loved by children everywhere for her Disney show That's So Raven (and hated by adults for her terrible role on The Cosby Show) has a dog named Shoddy Pimp. She just revealed it on Regis' show (a true pimp in his own right, with Kathie Lee and now Kelly in his harem). Shoddy Pimp...kind of an anomoly, ain't it? I mean, no true pimp is ever shoddy. Like The Dizza, a true pimp is always decked out in his finest brightly colored suit with different colored, but equally bright, hat and gator shoes. Because of this fondess for color, a true pimp wouldn't look out of place at Disney World or anywhere else cartoon characters walk around. Don't mistake him for the Mad Hatter, kids! And of course the only thing shoddy would be the limp, which of course is on purpose, playa!