I Haven't Been Spending My Money Wisely Enough

Obviously that's true, because I haven't shelled out $85 for these Gucci ice cube trays! I mean, here I am investing in mutual funds, savings bonds and a house...when instead I could've been enjoying G-shaped ice cubes in my Kool-Aid! (The Dizza won't mention he buys dollar store Kool-Aid, where it's actually spelled Khool-Eyd)