Must...Read...DaVinci Code

OK, I've got til May 19 to read Davinci Code before it comes out in theatres. Sad part is, all the libraries have a waitlist that will take me long past Spring. Oh sure, I could buy the book, but who does that anymore? Maybe there's some website that has the text of the book in its entirety. Of course that would be a terrible, terrible thing and a violation of copyright law...let me know what URL to look for so I can curse its very existence. Or just slide the book on by if you own it...we're all family here in the Detroit burbs, right?