Michael Kors' Bad Ass Belt

Fashion Week continues in New York City! I just finished checking out the Fall collection of Michael Kors, who emphasized sleekness with fancy details. I'm usually not one for European-cut suits, but his are looking pretty good. And would we expect any less from the sharp-tongued but dead-on judge on Project Runway? Check out the giant Olympic-medal sized belt on the model at left, courtesy the Olympus Fashion Week site. I don't know what I like more, the smooth metal belt or the smirk on the model's face that says "My cock's so big it won't even fit through this o-ring. Shall I unroll it for your viewing pleasure?"