I Warn You, George, Once You Go Black...

Today, after ignoring them for his entire presidency, President Georgie finally got around to speaking at an NAACP conference. Of course, we black folk have a bit of a "thing" against the Republican Party, so as you can imagine, all of his key points received a mighty tepid response. At one point he made a point and paused, and you could only hear the echo of one or two people slowly clapping way in the back. Another time, he made a point and you merely heard crickets. It was great! And Jesse was there (don't act like you need Jesse's last name)...as he watched Georgie speak, he had this look on his face that said "Negro what?? Negro please!"

Of course, there are 3 or 4 black people who like Georgie. One of them just may be running for President in 2008 (if supporters have their way). Which would actually be a briliant move. Of course, if anyone really wants to know who the first black female President should be, merely look to the draft Oprah movement.