World's Longest Slip 'n Slide...C'mon!

Three more days and the glorious Motown Winter Blast will be upon us, the celebration of all of winter's glory that's part of Detroit's Super Bowl celebration. It's filled with all the things we, uh, supposedly do in Michigan: snow shoe, dog sled, roast marshmallows above giant trash cans that have been set ablaze (ok, so that part we do). And the most glorious thing of all: the 200 foot long, 4 lane wide, 5 story tall snow slide! Sadly, however, the weather has been in the 40s and 50s, and will be above freezing for the rest of the week. That means no snow slide, even though 4 giant snow cannons are working around the clock trying to create this beast of an attraction. But I say why fight it...turn lemons into lemonade, put some latex or Saran Wrap down, and create the world's longest Slip 'n Slide right in the middle of downtown Detroit! It would be a blast...a Motown Winter Blast, that is....