Jerome Bettis: the Real "Tenderoni" Singer?

Today the Detroit Free Press ran this old-school picture of our boy Jerome Bettis, straight from his days at Detroit Mackenzie High School. But I'm not totally convinced; methinks it's really Bobby Brown. Before you say "hell to the naw", consider that classic thin profile and perfectly shaped high top fade that makes me weepy for the days of Kid 'n Play. Or weepy because I remember all the pain I suffered trying to jump the vacuum like Kid 'n Play did. Where's my Cool Water cologne? Anyway, we're all weepy in Detroit that our homeboy will be back to play in Super Bowl XL. And mad that every street in town will be closed during Super Bowl week. Hey, we're the Motor City; we need to be able to drive! And the only major city where taking public transit is looked down upon, although I'm still all about the mighty subway systems of NYC and Philly. But we're still glad the game is here...now if I could just afford a $500 ticket to one of the celebrity parties...isn't there someone out there who can get me in?