Good Lord, am I Responsible for This?

LID readers, your blogger is in trouble! I need Pepto, stat! Seems there's a mighty fine restaurant chain that's lovingly invaded southeast Michigan, named Cici's Pizza. Behold the only thing greater than yourself: all the pizza you can eat for $5, all day long. So I did what any freedom-loving American would do...ate myself into submission. And they make it so easy: salad (not that I wasted time with that), 16 different kinds of pizza, including topping favorites such as pepperoni and oddballs such as mac 'n cheese, and 3 desserts. Many crusts later, my wife loaded my body atop the car and drove me home. All while I wore a spiffy new Kenneth Cole black V-neck sweater with alternating thick 'n thin white stripes. (I hope you've been reading long enough to know I'm a big KC fan)