Biggie Smalls Said It Best...

...when he said "somebody 'bout to die." One hour, fourteen minutes into American Idol, Simon is definitely on point with his evil cracks. Eventually he'll just stop speaking and disembowel the next horrid singer through their belly button. Unless Paula does it to him first. Right now my money's on the two Chicago twins, Daryl and Taryl, to make it to the finals. Chitown in the hizzy!