24, I Bow Before Thee

Yes my friends, I have a feeling Jack will be poppin' many caps this season, and I couldn't be happier. Frankly, I'm surprised he eliminated President Palmer's killer with just one shot. One of these days I'll get the cap-o-meter going. I'm already ready to watch the next 20 episodes, but sadly I've got to wait 20 weeks...the writers make it so tough, with their great cliffhangers and all. "Necessary Bitchslap of the Week" award goes to President Logan, who needs several fresh ones. Honorable Mention to that kid who gets on my nerves, who one minute is all "Jack I hate you" and now he's "Jack, I'm so sorry I f'ed up." And what about the new guy from Division, who we start out hating, then loving (hmm...we sound like Honorable Mention boy I just described). It's 24's world; I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.